Lady, bumping into man: What? You’re so in a rush you have to knock me down?!
Man: Sorry, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Lady: Watch where you’re going!
Man: Please leave me alone!
Lady: No! You leave me alone!
Man: Sorry, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Lady: Watch where you’re going!
Man: Please leave me alone!
Lady: No! You leave me alone!
[ Pity Hillary and Obama Can’t Be Civil, via Overheard Everywhere ]
As soon as I read this conversation, I thought “Wow, that sounds very DC.” Lo and behold, it was overheard in DC.
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