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Timoni Grone is a web designer in San Francisco. This is her blog.

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November 5th, 2009
Aww, look at you. Have a girlfriend for five minutes and you think you can play with the big boys? Adorable. Son, I’ve been in a relationship since you had a ponytail and were playing Dave Matthews on your mama’s Casio. I’m a good boyfriend—in my sleep. I can rock a killer foot rub with one hand and brew a kick ass pot of chamomile in the other that would make you weep. Hell, I’ve forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you’ll ever know, but thanks for your concern, rook.

Marshall to Barney, in How I Met Your Mother, via graceinsmallthings, via yumwatch

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