we need seven more people for the fellowship

• timoni: why does microsoft insist on continuing to make their own browser?
• why why why?
• jacobjyu: because there will always be an IE forever
• it's kinda like the balance in the world
• you *need* a mordor
• timoni: but do we, james? DO we need them??
• jacobjyu: maybe you need to find the ring
• timoni: what will it be?
• oh i know!!!
• the ring is webkit
• we need to sneak it INTO MICROSOFT
• and dump it into mount doom
• eg, the code repository
• jacobjyu: and put it into IE
• timoni: exactly
• but will we make it out alive??
• jacobjyu: then, the IE log will crumble
• timoni: and the microsoft campus will be engulfed in flames, and also rampaging open-source developers!
• jacobjyu: then, all us web designers will frolick on a big bed together
• timoni: in slow-motion
• jacobjyu: and in a questionably homo-erotic way