I get it, fellas. She’s not intimidating, like one of those women who wears make-up and styles her hair, and has a good job that she enjoys, and confidence, and a…what do you call it…an adult woman’s sexuality. There’s nothing scary there, because there’s no mystery: she’s just like you! Mousy and shy. And one day your fantasy will come true. You’ll meet a nerdy, cute girl just like that (like you), and NOBODY BUT YOU WILL KNOW SHE’S PRETTY! Shhh! It’s a secret!
[ In Which We Are So Through With Men, from This Recording ]
Crikies! I’ve dealt with that kind of dude before (hated when I dressed up to go out, actually said “only single girls wear eyeliner”) but I didn’t know that was a particular type. I thought it was just Insecure Him!
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